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what’s the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
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why aren’t you leaving room for jesus?????
Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.
reblogging for the pretty
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
How did Disney Channel go from this:
to this:
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
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The Beatles’ first single was about love.
The Beach Boys’ first single was about surfing.
The Rolling Stones’ first single about a failed love.
The Pink Floyd’s first single was about a panty-stealing transvestite.
I love you Syd Barrett
